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How old are you?

awomanwalkeduptoalittleoldmanrockinginachaironhisporch."icouldn‘thelpnoticinghowhappyyoulook,"shesaid."what‘syoursecretforalonghappylife?""ismokethreepacksofcigarettesaday,"hesaid."ialsodrinkacaseofwhiskeyaweek,eatfattyfoods,andneverexercise.""that‘s...

英语笑话 2021-12-28 17:47:08 赞(96) 阅读(1106)

The blonde and the farmer

therewasablondethatwassosickofblondejokesshediedherhairred.thejokesstoppedandshefeltsogood,shetookarideinthecountryonesaturdayafternoon.whileonthisride,shenoticedaflockofsheepandstoppedthecartotakeintheirbeauty.shenoticedthefarmerjuststandingtherewat...

英语笑话 2021-12-28 17:45:23 赞(64) 阅读(489)

Single man at the supermarket

ayoungmanwentshopping.heboughtasmallcanofcorn,asmallcanoftuna(金枪鱼),asmalljarofmayo(蛋黄酱),asmalllemonandaverysmallboxofteabags.whenhecametothecounterthegirlatthecashregistersmiledathimandsaid;"dearest,youmustbesingle.""why,doyoumeanbecauseibuysolittlef...

英语笑话 2021-12-28 17:45:49 赞(62) 阅读(497)

Adults have learned

greattruthsaboutlifethatadultshavelearnedraisingteenagersislikenailingjell-otoatree.thereisalwaysalottobethankfulforifyoutakethetimetolook.forexample:i‘msittingherethinkinghowniceitisthatwrinklesdon‘thurt.onereasontosmileisthateverysevenminutesofever...

英语笑话 2021-12-28 17:36:39 赞(5) 阅读(455)

the thinnest book

whatisthethinnestbookintheworld?"whatmenknowaboutwomen." ...

英语笑话 2021-12-28 17:55:11 赞(97) 阅读(373)

Eating some peanuts

therewasanoldmanwhosefamilycouldnolongeraffordtotakecareofhim.sothefamilydecidedthatanusringfortheagedwouldbeappropriate.ofcoursetheoldmanrejectedtheidea,butnosoonerhewasconvincedthatitwastherightthingtodo.onhisfirstdayatthehome,hespentmostofhistimel...

英语笑话 2021-12-28 17:47:23 赞(31) 阅读(434)

Expert on parenting

thefollowingisatruestorywrittenbyaneducationalpsychologistandherexperienceonaplane.onaflighttoflorida,iwaspreparingmynotesforoneoftheparent-educationseminarsiconductasaneducationalpsychologist.theelderlywomansittingnexttomeexplainedthatshewasreturnin...

英语笑话 2021-12-28 17:50:57 赞(77) 阅读(372)

We have new babies

forweeksasix-yearoldladkepttellinghisfirst-gradeteacheraboutthebabybrotherorsisterthatwasexpectedathishouse.onedaythemotherallowedtheboytofeelthemovementsoftheunbornchild.thesix-yearoldwasobviouslyimpressed,butmadenocomment.furthermore,hestoppedtelli...

英语笑话 2021-12-28 17:49:59 赞(68) 阅读(512)

Painting shows it all

atanexhibitionofmilitarypaintingavisitorwasadmiringapicture."whatagreatrealistthatpainteris!"heexclaimed."whatpainter?""theonethatpaintedthispicture‘soldiersatwork‘.""yes,hutsomethingiswrongthere.thosesoldiersaren‘tworkingatall!""thatisjustthegreates...

英语笑话 2021-12-28 17:36:07 赞(8) 阅读(457)

Great first parent

thefirstparentbybillcosbywheneveryourkidsareoutofcontrol,youcantakecomfortfromthethoughtthatevengod‘somnipotencedidnotextendtohiskids.aftercreatingheavenandearth,godcreatedadamandeve.andthefirstthinghesaidtothemwas:"don‘t.""don‘twhat?",adamreplied."d...

英语笑话 2021-12-28 17:46:48 赞(36) 阅读(513)

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