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Bathroom troubles

threeoldmenaresittingontheporchofaretirementhome.thefirstsays,"fellas,igotrealproblems.i‘mseventyyearsold.everymorningatseveno‘clockigetupanditrytourinate.alldaylongitrytourinate.theygivemeallkindsofmedicinebutnothinghelps."thesecondoldmansays,"youth...

英语笑话 2021-12-28 17:58:50 赞(35) 阅读(467)

Humor about Age

oldpostalcarriersneverdie,theyjustlosetheirzipoldprintersneverdie,they‘rejustnotthetypeoldprogrammersneverdie,theyjustbyteitoldprogrammersneverdie,theyjustdecompileoldprogrammersneverdie,theyjustgetbuggedwithlifeoldprogrammersneverdie,theyjustgotobit...

英语笑话 2021-12-28 17:45:00 赞(85) 阅读(415)

Hard of hearing

threeretirees,eachwithahearingloss,weretakingawalkonefinemarchday.oneremarkedtotheother,"windy,ain‘tit?""no,"thesecondmanreplied,"it‘sthursday."andthethirdmanchimedin,"soami.let‘shaveacoke." ...

英语笑话 2021-12-28 17:51:36 赞(6) 阅读(346)

a funny thing

wheniwasafreshmaninouruniversity,oneday,ournewteacherwantustosaysthaboutyourselfthen,astudentstandedup,andsaid"icomefromshandong,andiwanttolearnmorewheniminuniversity,andhopegood,goodstudy,day,dayup.thenourteachersaiditischineseenglish,good,goodstudy...

英语笑话 2021-12-28 17:45:19 赞(49) 阅读(471)

China Jokes

q:didyouhearaboutthenewamericanexpresscardtheyareissuinginredchina?a:youneverleavehome. ...

英语笑话 2021-12-28 17:49:46 赞(34) 阅读(400)

a man and E.T.

whatisthedifferencebetweenamanande.t.?e.t.phonedhome ...

英语笑话 2021-12-28 17:47:38 赞(21) 阅读(454)

Steven Wright on dogs

theotherday,iwaswalkingmydogaroundmybuilding...ontheledge.somepeopleareafraidofheights.notme,i‘mafraidofwidths.ihadadogonce.ispilledspotremoveronhim,andnowhe‘sgone.iputcontactlensesinmydog‘seyes.theyhadlittlepicturesofcatsonthem.thenitookoneoutandher...

英语笑话 2021-12-28 17:52:48 赞(41) 阅读(369)

swap partners for sex

amarriedcoupleonthefarmarevisitedbyanaliencouple.thealiencoupleaskedthehumancoupleiftheywouldliketoswappartnersforsex.theyagree,thehumanwomanandalienmanaretogether.shesays,"youhaveasmallpenis!"thealienmanreplies,"pullmyears!"soshepullshisearsandhispe...

英语笑话 2021-12-28 17:46:54 赞(19) 阅读(514)

Humor about Senior Citizens

oldkidsneverdie,theyjustgrowupoldknightsinchainmailneverdie,theyjustshuffleofftheirmetalcoilsoldlaserphysicistsneverdie,theyjustbecomeincoherentoldlawyersneverdie,theyjustlosetheirappealoldlawyersneverdie,theyjustlosetheirbriefsoldlibrariansneverdie,...

英语笑话 2021-12-28 17:38:26 赞(19) 阅读(456)

The story of the bats

twovampirebatswakeupinthemiddleofthenight,thirstyforblood.onesays,"let‘sflyoutofthecaveandgetsomeblood.""we‘renewhere,"saysthesecondone."it‘sdarkout,andwedon‘tknowwheretolook.we‘dbetterwaituntiltheotherbatsgowithus."thefirstbatreplies,"whoneedsthem?i...

英语笑话 2021-12-28 17:56:49 赞(73) 阅读(461)

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