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More polite

afatmanandaskinnymanwerearguingaboutwhowasthemorepolite.theskinnymansaidhewasmorepolitebecausehealwaystippedhishattoladies.butthefatmanknewhewasthemorecourteousbecause,wheneverhegotupandofferedhisseat,twoladiescouldsitdown. ...

英语笑话 2021-12-28 17:41:55 赞(25) 阅读(427)

Good

anoldmanvisitshisdoctorandafterthoroughexaminationthedoctortellshim:"ihavegoodnewsandbadnews,whatwouldyouliketohearfirst?"patient:"well,givemethebadnewsfirst."doctor:"youhavecancer,iestimatethatyouhaveabouttwoyearsleft."patient:"ohno!that‘sawefull!in...

英语笑话 2022-12-29 11:39:56 赞(17) 阅读(417)

FLOWERS

flowersitmeansthat...youlovethebeautyofnature,thescentofflowersandappreciatethistimelessromanticgesture.oryougetsometwistedjoyoutofwatchingvegetationwitheranddie. ...

英语笑话 2022-10-02 19:53:59 赞(79) 阅读(556)

"Pull over" or "pull-over"

acopspottedawomandrivingandknittingatthesametime.comingupbesideher,hesaid,"pullover!""no,"shereplied,"apairofsocks!" ...

英语笑话 2021-12-28 17:34:08 赞(4) 阅读(460)

Three very tough mice

threeratsaresittingatthebartalkingbraggingabouttheirbraveryandtoughness.thefirstsays,"i‘msotough,onceiateawholebagfulofratpoison!"thesecondsays,"welli‘msotough,onceiwascaughtinarattrapandibititapart!"thenthethirdratgetsupandsays,"laterguys,i‘moffhome...

英语笑话 2022-12-29 11:47:52 赞(47) 阅读(423)

sandwiches

thereisthisguyandthisgirlandtheywanttohavesex.sotheygotothegirlshouseandbeforeenteringthegirlstopstheguyandsays."mylittlesistersleepsonthebottombunkofourbunkbedandidonotwanthertoknowwhatwearedoing,sowhenisay`baloney`itmeanspushharder,andwhenisay`past...

英语笑话 2022-12-29 11:52:11 赞(92) 阅读(426)

A good chess player

amanwenttovisitafriendandwasamazedtofindhimplayingchesswithhisdog.hewatchedthegameinastonishmentforawhile."icanhardlybelievemyeyes!"heexclaimed."that‘sthesmartestdogi‘veeverseen.""nah,he‘snotsosmart,"thefriendreplied."i‘vebeatenhimthreegamesoutoffive...

英语笑话 2022-11-28 19:26:09 赞(26) 阅读(339)

Charming Ending

younglady:"yournovelhasacharmingending."author:"whatdoyouthinkoftheopeningchapters?"younglady:"ihavenotgottothemyet!" ...

英语笑话 2021-12-28 17:33:10 赞(1) 阅读(391)

And what if I swallow it

amanentersabarbershopforashave.whilethebarberisfoaminghimup,hementionstheproblemhehasgettingacloseshavearoundhischeeks."ihavejustthething,"saysthebarber,takingasmallwoodenballfromanearbydrawer."justplacethisbetweenyourcheekandgum."theclientplacestheb...

英语笑话 2021-12-28 17:42:14 赞(34) 阅读(429)

Go to the hospital

fourexpectantfatherswereinaminneapolishospitalwaitingroom,whiletheirwiveswereinlabor.thenursearrivedandannouncedtothefirstman,"congratulationssir,you‘rethefatheroftwins.""whatacoincidence!"themansaidwithsomeobviouspride."iworkfortheminnesotatwinsbase...

英语笑话 2021-12-28 17:42:46 赞(48) 阅读(632)

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