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A new guy

anewguyintownwalksintoabarandreadsasignthathangsoverthebar:freebeerforthepersonwhocanpassthetest!sotheguyasksthebartenderwhatthetestis.bartender:"well,firstyouhavetodrinkthatwholegallonofpeppertequila,thewholethingatonceand,youcan`tmakeafacewhiledoin...

英语笑话 2022-12-29 11:41:48 赞(54) 阅读(499)

San Francisco Jokes

youknowyouliveinsanfranciscowhen...yourco-workertellsyous/hehave8bodypiercingsbutnonearevisible.whensomeonesaystenderloin-youdon‘tthinkofsteak.youthinkofdanger.youtakeabusandareshockedat2peoplecarryingonaconversationinenglish.youneverbotherlookingatt...

英语笑话 2022-12-29 11:47:37 赞(22) 阅读(446)

Travel on the plane

fortwosolidhours,theladysittingnexttoamanonanairplanehadtoldhimabouthergrandchildren.shehadevenproducedaplastic-foldoutphotoalbumofallnineofthechildren.shefinallyrealizedthatshehaddominatedtheentireconversationonhergrandchildren."oh,i‘vedoneallthetal...

英语笑话 2022-12-29 11:47:27 赞(28) 阅读(530)

Essay

teacherhadsethisclassanessayin"agameofcricket".aftertwominutessimonsteelhandedhispaperinandwasallowedtogohome.hisessayread:"rainstoppedplay." ...

英语笑话 2022-12-29 11:52:23 赞(49) 阅读(443)

关于WY的解释

有一个男的十分爱他的女朋友于是就把他女朋友的名字"wendy"刻在他的"那话儿"上,于是当"那话儿"缩小时只看到缩写"wy",有一次他和他的女朋友到夏威夷去玩,他在上厕所时看到隔壁那个外国人的"那话儿"也有"wy"字样,于是很兴奋的问那个外国人:"你的女朋有也叫"wendy"吗?外国人回答说:"no,no,我刻的是:"welcometohawaiandenjoyyourholoday" ...

英语笑话 2021-12-28 18:00:08 赞(25) 阅读(495)

孩子的命名学

有一天,一个印地安小孩问他爸爸说:"dad,我的名字怎么来的?"父亲回答说:"我们族人命名都是以小孩子刚出生时,父亲看到的第一见事物来命名的"像你哥哥,他刚出生时,我一出门就见到了青山,所以他叫blue-mountain像你姊姊,她刚出生时,我一出门就见到鸟在飞,所以他叫bird-flying.这就是我们族人命名的方式.父亲顿了一下,然後回过头说:"对了,dog-fucking,你刚刚问我什么问题?" ...

英语笑话 2021-12-28 17:29:03 赞(6) 阅读(563)

Never talk to the parrot

mrs.petersonphonedtherepairmanbecauseherdishwasherquitworking.hecouldn‘taccommodateherwithan"after-hours"appointmentandsinceshehadtogotowork,shetoldhim,"i‘llleavethekeyunderthemat.fixthedishwasher,leavethebillonthecounter,andi‘llmailyouacheck.bythewa...

英语笑话 2022-12-29 11:41:55 赞(44) 阅读(462)

Jokes About the Elderly

oldelectriciansneverdie,theyjustdoituntilithzoldelectriciansneverdie,theyjustlosecontactoldenergizerbunniesneverdie,theygoon,andon,andon...oldengineersneverdie,theyjustlosetheirbearingsoldenglishmajorsdoitwithstrunkandwhiteoldenvironmentalistsneverdi...

英语笑话 2022-12-29 11:48:50 赞(26) 阅读(371)

Perfect Penis

thereisalittleboyandalittlegirlinthewoods.thelittlegirlaskedtheboy,"whatisapenis?"theboyreplied,"idon`tknow."atthattimehehearshismomcallinghimforlunch.hegoeshomeandeatshislunch.thenheseeshisdadonthecouch.hegoesuptohisdadandaskhim,"whatisapenis?"theda...

英语笑话 2022-12-29 11:48:01 赞(83) 阅读(436)

He is a very smart dog

iwenttothecinematheotherdayandinthefrontrowwasanoldmanandwithhimwashisdog.itwasasadfunnykindoffilm,youknowthetype.inthesadpart,thedogcriedhiseyesout,andinthefunnypart,thedoglaugheditsheadoff.thishappenedallthewaythroughthefilm.afterthefilmhadended,id...

英语笑话 2022-12-29 11:47:04 赞(10) 阅读(566)

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