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Humor about Death

oldwantsneverdie,theybecomeneedsoldwatchmakersneverdie,theyjustrunoutoftimeoldwatchmakersneverdie,theyjustunwindoldwatchmakersneverdie,theyjustwinddownoldweathermenneverdie,theyreignforeveroldwhitewaterraftersneverdie,theyjustgetdisgorgedoldwoolcoats...

英语笑话 2021-12-28 17:48:53 赞(76) 阅读(407)

Humor About Elderly People

oldradiosneverdie,theyjuststopreceivingoldrailroadersneverdie,theyjustderailoldrainpuddlesneverdie,theyjustdryupoldsailorsneverdie,theyjustgetalittle"dinghy"oldsailorsneverdie,theyjustlosetheirporpoiseoldsalesmenneverdie,theyjustgooutofcommissionolds...

英语笑话 2021-12-28 17:52:33 赞(32) 阅读(485)

New hearing aid

seemsanelderlygentlemanhadserioushearingproblemsforanumberofyears.hewenttothedoctorandthedoctorwasabletohavehimfittedforasetofhearingaidsthatallowedthegentlemantohear100%.theelderlygentlemanwentbackinamonthtothedoctorandthedoctorsaid,"yourhearingispe...

英语笑话 2021-12-28 17:24:25 赞(2) 阅读(521)

Diplomatic way

amanentersarestaurant,takesaseat,and,insteadofusingthenapkin,takesthetableclothfromthetableandtucksitaroundhisneck.theheadwaiterseesitandtellsthewaitertogoandtellhim,inadiplomaticway,thatwhathedidwasincorrect.thewaitergoestothemanandsays,"gooddaytoyo...

英语笑话 2021-12-28 17:50:31 赞(70) 阅读(457)

The pre-birth class

whenoursecondchildwasontheway,mywifeandiattendedapre-birthclassaimedatcoupleswhohadalreadyhadatleastonechild.theinstructorraisedtheissueofbreakingthenewstotheolderchild.itwentlikethis:"someparents,"shesaid,"telltheolderchild,‘weloveyousomuchwedecided...

英语笑话 2021-12-28 17:49:33 赞(95) 阅读(348)

One hundred percent

patient:doctor,pleasetellmethetruth.whataremychancesofrecovery?doctor:justonehundredpercent!statisticsshowthatonlynineoutoftendieofthedisease.nownineofmypatientshavealreadydiedofit.youarethetenth! ...

英语笑话 2021-12-28 17:36:20 赞(65) 阅读(418)

Recently seen

recentlyseenonacard...outside:wedontfeelsorryforyoublowingallthosecandles,whataboutus...inside:...wehadtostayupallnightlightingthem! ...

英语笑话 2021-12-28 17:50:06 赞(49) 阅读(415)

Jokes about Age

oldmusiciansneverdie,theyjustgetplayedoutoldmusiciansneverdie,theyjustgofrombartobaroldnuclearpowerplantsneverdie,theyjustgooff-lineoldnumericalanalystsneverdie,theyjustgetdisarrayedoldowlsneverdie,theyjustdon‘tgiveahootoldpacifistsneverdie,theyjustg...

英语笑话 2021-12-28 17:47:57 赞(90) 阅读(452)

Have a first child

amanandhiswifeweremakingtheirfirstdoctorvisit,thewifebeingpregnantwiththeirfirstchild.aftereverythingcheckedout,thedoctortookasmallstampandstampedthewife‘sstomachwithindelibleink.thecouplewascuriousaboutwhatthestampwasfor,sowhentheygothome,thehusband...

英语笑话 2021-12-28 17:22:52 赞(60) 阅读(483)

Jokes About Senior Citizens

oldmagiciansneverdie,theyjusttheyjustchangecoloroldmagiciansneverdie,theyjustthey‘rejustfoolingthemselvesoldmaidscountonfingers,butyounggirlscountonlegsoldmathteachersneverdie,theyjustreducetolowesttermsoldmathematiciansneverdie,theyjustdisintegrateo...

英语笑话 2021-12-28 17:43:16 赞(68) 阅读(414)

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