1、I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn’t work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness. 开始我直接求上帝赐辆自行车。 后来我琢磨上帝办事儿不是这个路数。 于是老子偷了一辆然后求上帝宽恕。 2、I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yellin...
英文经典搞笑名句！~ Money is not everything. There‘‘s Mastercard & Visa. 钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡. One should love animals. They are so tasty. 每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃. Save water. Shower with your girlfriend. 要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡. Love the neighbor. But don‘‘t get caug...
1) I love you not because of who you are, but because of who I am when I am with you. 我爱你，不是因为你是一个怎样的人，而是因为我喜欢与你在一起时的感觉。 2) No man or woman is worth your tears, and the one who is, won‘t make you cry. 没有人值得你流泪，值得让你这么做的人不会让你哭泣。 3) The worst way...
（一） Q: What‘‘s the difference between a monkey and a flea? A: A monkey can have fleas, but a flea can‘‘t have monkeys. 猴子会和跳蚤有什么不同呢？你可能会直接的想到它们俩是一大一小。但除此之外呢，那就是猴子身上可以长跳蚤，而跳蚤身上却不能有猴子。这个答案很有意思吧？ Q: How can you most irritate a farmer? A: By treading o...
Money is not everything. There‘s Mastercard & Visa 钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡. One should love animals. They are so tasty. 每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃. Love the neighbor. But don‘t get caught. 要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道. Behind every successful man, there...
I know milk it does a body good, but DAMN how much have you been drinking? If I could rewrite the alphabet I’d put U and I together! Hello, I’m a thief and I’m here to steal your heart! Your daddy must be a terrorist ’cus you&...
有个美国人，进到办公室，前台小姐左看右看，大家都在打游戏，只有自己比较清闲，面带微笑的： 前台小姐：“Hello.” 美国人：“Hi.” 前台小姐：“You have what thing？” 美国人：“Can you speak english？” 前台小姐：“If I not speak English， I am speaking what？” ．． 美国人：&l...
Hello, Chicago! 芝城父老，别来无恙？ If there is anyone out there who still doubts that America is a place where all things are possible, who still wonders if the dream of our founders is alive in our time, who still questions the power of our democracy, tonigh...
小白兔到大白兔家玩
shall by too dull doll by too jack won
大灰狼看见小白兔了
dolphin long can Jim shall by too low
小白兔闻到了，逃开了
shall by too when dull low, doll car low
大灰狼大喊一声
dolphin long doll Ham Eason
“莫跑！”
“more power!”
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万恶淫为首 !!!!
while in w...
