有个美国人，进到办公室，前台小姐左看右看，大家都在打游戏，只有自己比较清闲，面带微笑的：
　　前台小姐：“Hello.”
　　美国人：“Hi.”
　　前台小姐：“You have what thing？”
　　美国人：“Can you speak english？”
　　前台小姐：“If I not speak English， I am speaking what？”
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　　美国人：“Can anybody else speak english？”
　　前台小姐：“You yourself people are playing， no people have time， you can wait， you wait，you not wait，you go！”
　　美国人：“Good heavens. anybody here can speak English？”
　　前台小姐：“Shout what shout， quiet a little，you on earth have what thing?”
　　美国人：“I want to speak to your head.”
　　前台小姐：“Head not zai. You tomorrow e！”
　　美国人吐血而亡……