I opend my wallet found it empty ,
reached into my pocket found no coin,
searched my life found you!
Then I realized how rich I am!!!
Happy new year!
A beautiful wish to you and your family
live a happy life and everything goes well.
A hap...
1.男人的爱情门户在眼睛，女人则是在耳朵。
Love enters a man through his eyes; a woman through her ears.
2.幸福是良好的健康加上糟糕的记性。
Happiness is good health and a bad memory.
3.唯有爱可以把黑暗囚在波港湾里。
Love is the only thing that holds the dark at bay.
4.爱是两个人玩的双赢游戏。
Love is a...
1、There is plenty more fish in the sea.
天涯何处无芳草。
2、My son is my son till he has got him a wife, but my daughter is my daughter all the days of her life.
儿子婚前是儿子，女儿终生是女儿。
3、The cobbler should stick to his last.
各守各业，各安本分。
4、A wise head makes ...
Fact speak louder than words.事实胜于雄辩。
Pursue breakthroughs in your life. 追求自我的突破。
Experience must be bought.吃一堑，长一智。
Every potter praises hit pot.王婆卖瓜，自卖自夸。
Every minute counts.分秒必争。
Every man is the architect of his own fortune.自己的命运自己掌握。
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I love you not because of who you are, but because of who I am when I am with you.
我爱你，不是因为你是一个怎样的人，而是因为我喜欢与你在一起时的感觉。
Love is not a matter of counting the days. It‘s making the days count.
爱情不是数着日子过去，它让每个日子都变得有意义。
No man or woman is worth your tears...
嘿嘿条条经典，个个搞笑，给你那死党来条英语短信吧，哈哈
1、This msg. will refresh your brain in 5 seconds. ...
>Error: No Brain Detected!!!
这条消息将会让你的头脑清醒5秒。5…4…3…2…1…
>错误提示：未侦测到大脑！！！
2、Not every flower symbolize for love, but rose can do it; not every tree can stand thir...
Little Johnny returns from school and says he got an F in arithmetic.
"Why?" asks the father.
"The teacher asked ‘How much is 2x3?‘ and I said ‘6‘"
"But that‘s right!"
"Then she asked me ‘How much is 3x2?‘"
"What‘s the fucking difference?"
"That‘s exa...
Why Men Are So Cheerful (A Woman‘s Point of View)
damn, it‘s good to be a man. . ....
Your last name stays put.
The garage is all yours.
Wedding plans take care of themselves.
Chocolate is just another snack.
You can be president.
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