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The Watermelon Patch

therewasafarmerwhoraisedwatermelons.hewasdoingprettywellbuthewasdisturbedbysomelocalkidswhowouldsneakintohiswatermelonpatch（西瓜地）atnightandeathiswatermelons.aftersomecarefulthoughthecomesupwithacleverideathathethinkswillscarethekidsawayforsure.sohemak...

英语笑话 2021-12-28 17:47:50 赞(55) 阅读(519)

Revealing Gift Test

revealinggifttestwhichgiftwouldyoulike?todetermineyourpersonality,pickthegiftyou"dmostliketoreceive. ...

英语笑话 2021-12-28 18:00:02 赞(16) 阅读(328)

Movies changed

forthefirsttimeinmanyyears,aanoldmantraveledfromhisruraltowntothecitytoattendamovie.afterbuyinghisticket,hestoppedattheconcessionstandtopurchasesomepopcorn.handingtheattendant$1.50,hecouldn‘thelpbutcomment,"thelasttimeicametothemovies,popcornwasonly1...

英语笑话 2021-12-28 17:58:46 赞(90) 阅读(480)

Distance from the accident

acarpenterwasgivingevidenceaboutanaccidenthehadwitnessed.thejudgeaskedhimhowfarawayhewasfromtheaccident.thecarpenterreplied"twentysevenfeet,sixandonehalfinches"."what?howcomeyouaresosureofthatdistance?",askedthejudge."well,iknewsomeidiotwouldaskme.so...

英语笑话 2021-12-28 17:57:20 赞(36) 阅读(370)

A cat’s dictionary

purring:soundofacatmanufacturingcuteness.purrverse:poemaboutastrangekitty.purranoia:thefearthatyourcatisuptosomething.humanbeing:automaticdooropenerforcats.purrpetual:everlastinglovefordomesticatedfelines.purrson:amalekitty.purrpetualmotion:akittypla...

英语笑话 2021-12-28 17:49:18 赞(89) 阅读(484)

A short history of medicine

"doctor,ihaveanearache."2000b.c.-"here,eatthisroot."1000b.c.-"thatrootisheathen,saythisprayer."1850a.d.-"thatprayerissuperstition,drinkthispotion."1940a.d.-"thatpotionissnakeoil,swallowthispill."1985a.d.-"thatpillisineffective,takethisantibiotic."200...

英语笑话 2021-12-28 17:44:34 赞(68) 阅读(364)

Wedding Anniversary

acouplegoesouttodinnertocelebratetheir50thweddinganniversary.onthewayhome,shenoticesatearinhiseyeandasksifhe‘sgettingsentimentalbecausethey‘recelebrating50wonderfulyearstogether.hereplies,"no,iwasthinkingaboutthetimebeforewegotmarried.yourfatherthrea...

英语笑话 2021-12-28 17:50:50 赞(41) 阅读(588)

Kids tough question

kidscansometimesaskthetoughestquestions.son:father,caniaskyouaquestion?father:okask.son:whenadoctordoctorsadoctor,doesthedoctordoingthedoctoringdoctorasthedoctorbeingdoctoredwantstobedoctoredordoesthedoctordoingthedoctoringdoctorashewantstodoctor.fat...

英语笑话 2021-12-28 17:51:29 赞(38) 阅读(516)

I always do

twomotoristsstoppedhead-ononabridgetoonarrowfortheircarstopass."ineverbackupforanidiot."saidonedriverangrily."ialwaysdo."repliedtheotherasheshiftedintoreverse. ...

英语笑话 2021-12-28 17:52:41 赞(21) 阅读(713)

Much happier

captain:areyouhappynowthatyouareinthenavy?ableseamanjack:yes,sir.captain:whatwereyoubeforeyoucameintothenavy?ableseamanjack:muchhappier. ...

英语笑话 2021-12-28 17:53:26 赞(30) 阅读(600)

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