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Loss of voice

oneguygoestoadoctorandsays,"doctor,mywifehaslosthervoice.whatshouldidotohelphergetitback?"thedoctorreplies,"trytocomehomeat3inthemorning." ...

英语笑话 2021-12-28 17:49:41 赞(22) 阅读(404)

Flying near Athens

astheplanewasflyinglowoversomehillsnearathens,aladyaskedthestewardess:"what‘sthatstuffonthosehills?""justsnow,"repliedthestewardess."that‘swhatithought,"saidthelady,"butthisfellowinfrontofmesaiditwasgreece." ...

英语笑话 2021-12-28 17:52:27 赞(40) 阅读(401)

Naming your child

therewasawomanwhowaspregnantwithtwins,andshortlybeforetheyweredue,shehadanaccidentandwentintoacoma.herhusbandwasawayonbusiness,andunabletobereached.whileinthecoma,shegavebirthtohertwins,andtheonlypersonaroundtonameherchildrenwasherbrother.whenthemoth...

英语笑话 2021-12-28 17:59:42 赞(38) 阅读(443)

A SWEET POEM

asweetpoemitmeansthat...you"reahopelessromantic,aculturedpersonwhorecognizesthepowerandbeautyofthewrittenword.oryou"reusedtocheapgiftsandliketopassyourselfoffasaculturedpersonwhorecognizesthepowerandbeautyofthewrittenword. ...

英语笑话 2021-12-28 17:59:26 赞(37) 阅读(436)

sandwiches

thereisthisguyandthisgirlandtheywanttohavesex.sotheygotothegirlshouseandbeforeenteringthegirlstopstheguyandsays."mylittlesistersleepsonthebottombunkofourbunkbedandidonotwanthertoknowwhatwearedoing,sowhenisay`baloney`itmeanspushharder,andwhenisay`past...

英语笑话 2021-12-28 17:45:59 赞(72) 阅读(394)

Broken engagement

thesoldierwasannoyedandupsetwhenhisgirlwrotebreakingofftheirengagementandaskingforherphotographback.hewentoutandcollectedfromhisfriendsalltheunwantedphotographsofwomenthathecouldfind,bundledthemalltogetherandsentthembackwithanotesaying,"regretcannotr...

英语笑话 2021-12-28 17:58:11 赞(48) 阅读(380)

Women talk more than men

ahusband,provingtohiswifethatwomentalkmorethanmen,showedherastudywhichindicatedthatmenuseontheaverageonly15,000wordsaday,whereaswomenuse30,000wordsaday.shethoughtaboutthisforawhileandthentoldherhusbandthatwomenusetwiceasmanywordsasmenbecausetheyhavet...

英语笑话 2021-12-28 17:50:24 赞(41) 阅读(440)

Delivering a baby

acountrydoctorwentwayouttotheboondockstodeliverababy.itwassofarout,therewasnoelectricity.whenthedoctorarrived,noonewashomeexceptforthelaboringmotherandher5-year-oldchild.thedoctorinstructedthechildtoholdalanternhighsohecouldsee,whilehehelpedthewomand...

英语笑话 2021-12-28 17:52:53 赞(84) 阅读(418)

Not lost

atravelercametoariveroneday.hehiredboatmantotakehimtotheotherside.itwasawindydayandthewaveswereveryhigh.sothetravelerwasalittleafraid."areyousurewecancrosstheriversafely?"heasked."ofcourse,"answeredtheboatman.theboatleftthebank."hasanyoneeverbeenlost...

英语笑话 2021-12-28 17:53:36 赞(86) 阅读(394)

I’m Cess

amanwaswalkingalongthestreetwhenhesawaladdergoingintotheclouds.asanyofuswoulddo,heclimbedtheladder.hereachedacloud,uponwhichsataratherplumpandveryuglywoman."screwmeorclimbtheladdertosuccess,"shesaid.nocontest,thoughttheman,soheclimbedtheladdertothene...

英语笑话 2021-12-28 17:45:20 赞(39) 阅读(464)

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