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A deleted file

caller:"ideletedafilefrommypclastweekandihavejustrealisedthatineedit.ifiturnmysystemclockbacktwoweekswillihavemyfilebackagain?". ...

英语笑话 2021-12-28 17:34:16 赞(5) 阅读(493)

A second language

acatandherfourkittensranintoalargedog.whenthekittenscowered,thecatletoutaseriesofloudbarks,scaringthedogaway.turningtoherkittens,thecatsaid,"youseehowimportantitistoknowasecondlanguage." ...

英语笑话 2021-12-28 18:00:22 赞(26) 阅读(807)

Humor about the elderly

oldbasketballplayersneverdie,theyjustgoondribblingoldbeekeepersneverdie,theyjustbuzzoffoldbikersneverdie,butthey‘rehardontiresoldbiologistsneverdie,theyjustfermentawayoldblondesneverfade,theyjustdyeawayoldbookkeepersneverdie,theyjustlosetheirfigureso...

英语笑话 2021-12-28 17:26:54 赞(73) 阅读(490)

Humor about the old

oldcannersneverdie,theyarepreservedoldcarsneverdie,theyjustgetrunintothegroundoldcashiersneverdie,theyjustcheckoutoldchauffeursneverdie,theyjustlosetheirdriveoldchemistsneverdie,theyjustdoitinorganicallyoldchemistsneverdie,theyjustfailtoreactoldchemi...

英语笑话 2021-12-28 17:46:43 赞(58) 阅读(840)

Shopping for goods

awomanmeanttocallarecordstorebutdialedthewrongnumberandgotaprivatehomeinstead."doyouhave‘eyesofblue‘and‘alovesupreme‘?"sheasked."well,no,"answeredthepuzzledhomeowner."butihaveawifeandelevenchildren.""isthatarecord?"sheinquired."idon‘tthinkso,"replied...

英语笑话 2021-12-28 17:57:42 赞(38) 阅读(1036)

Old Age Humor

oldcreditcardsneverdie,theyjustexpireoldcricketersneverdie,theyjustgetbowledoveroldcricketersneverdie,theyjustgetsmashedforsixolddancersneverdie,theyjuststepawayolddaredevilsneverdie,theyjustgetdiscouragedolddeansneverdie,theyjustlosetheirfacultiesol...

英语笑话 2021-12-28 17:44:55 赞(42) 阅读(928)

苦命的 salesman

苦命的salesmananinsectrepellentsalesmantriedtosellhisproducttoafarmer.hesaidhewasn"tinterestedbecausehehadn"tseenanybugsorinsectsonhisfarmforyears.thesalesmanindicatedhehadawifeandfourkidsandreallyneededthemoney.thefarmerstilldidn"tthinkheneededanyinsec...

英语笑话 2021-12-28 17:59:06 赞(68) 阅读(1178)

The plural form of "child"

teacher:whatisthepluralofman,tom?tom:men.teacher:good.andthepluralofchild?tom:twins. ...

英语笑话 2021-12-28 17:45:46 赞(20) 阅读(651)

Catch a cold

duringthefight,theboxerswipedtheairfuriously,butcouldnothithisopponent."howamidoing?"heaskedthecoachattheendoftheround."well,ifyoukeepthisup,"repliedthecoach,"hemightfeelthewindandcatchacold." ...

英语笑话 2021-12-28 17:58:06 赞(20) 阅读(1495)

High and low voice

"canyouexplaintomewhatthedifferenceisbetweenahigh-pitchedandlow-pitchedvoice?""ahigh-pitchedvoiceiswhenmyfatherscoldsme；alow-pitchedvoiceiswhenmyfatherspeakswithhisboss." ...

英语笑话 2021-12-28 17:44:52 赞(81) 阅读(1042)

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