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　　女：最近发现你情绪低落，反应降低，是不是头脑里碎片太多？　　男：我只是觉得越来越与同事不兼容了　　女：也许这与你和他们的配置有关系，你们办公室好象就你一个是从外地毕业分到上海的。　　男：这不是主要原因。有时，当他们谈得正热闹时，我一插话就死机。　　女：难道你谈了什么非法话题吗？　　男：不是我非法，他们谈论的一些行业应用话题，什么汽车啦、房子啦、三陪啦，版本太低，应该升级。　　女：有时候，你应该学会向下兼容。　　男：这是一个迅速更新换代的社会，向下兼容未免成本太高。而且，这还造成很大的资源浪费。我倒...

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Jokes About Senior Citizens

oldmagiciansneverdie,theyjusttheyjustchangecoloroldmagiciansneverdie,theyjustthey‘rejustfoolingthemselvesoldmaidscountonfingers,butyounggirlscountonlegsoldmathteachersneverdie,theyjustreducetolowesttermsoldmathematiciansneverdie,theyjustdisintegrateo...

英语笑话热度：414℃

Painting shows it all

atanexhibitionofmilitarypaintingavisitorwasadmiringapicture."whatagreatrealistthatpainteris!"heexclaimed."whatpainter?""theonethatpaintedthispicture‘soldiersatwork‘.""yes,hutsomethingiswrongthere.thosesoldiersaren‘tworkingatall!""thatisjustthegreates...

英语笑话热度：457℃

Humor about Senior Citizens

oldkidsneverdie,theyjustgrowupoldknightsinchainmailneverdie,theyjustshuffleofftheirmetalcoilsoldlaserphysicistsneverdie,theyjustbecomeincoherentoldlawyersneverdie,theyjustlosetheirappealoldlawyersneverdie,theyjustlosetheirbriefsoldlibrariansneverdie,...

英语笑话热度：456℃

Go to the hospital

fourexpectantfatherswereinaminneapolishospitalwaitingroom,whiletheirwiveswereinlabor.thenursearrivedandannouncedtothefirstman,"congratulationssir,you‘rethefatheroftwins.""whatacoincidence!"themansaidwithsomeobviouspride."iworkfortheminnesotatwinsbase...

英语笑话热度：632℃

And what if I swallow it

amanentersabarbershopforashave.whilethebarberisfoaminghimup,hementionstheproblemhehasgettingacloseshavearoundhischeeks."ihavejustthething,"saysthebarber,takingasmallwoodenballfromanearbydrawer."justplacethisbetweenyourcheekandgum."theclientplacestheb...

英语笑话热度：429℃

More polite

afatmanandaskinnymanwerearguingaboutwhowasthemorepolite.theskinnymansaidhewasmorepolitebecausehealwaystippedhishattoladies.butthefatmanknewhewasthemorecourteousbecause,wheneverhegotupandofferedhisseat,twoladiescouldsitdown. ...

英语笑话热度：427℃

it was overdue

yourfunnystorywastoooverdue.iusedtohearaboutitwheniwasjustamiddleschoolstudent.haveyoueverheardaboutthissentence:"webrotherwhoandwho"? ...

英语笑话热度：388℃

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