littleboyaskedhisfather:daddy,howmuchdoesitcosttogetmarried? 
thefatherreplied:idon’’mstillpaying!! 

3.
:whatareyoudoing? 
thesonreplied:dadiamfedupwithmylife!mynewlymarriageisnotgoingwell,mywifeandmymomkeepfightingwitheachother!ihavetopaybillsformyin-laws,andihatethislife!!!iwanttogofarfromhere,iwanttotasteeveryjoyoflife,andiwanttohaveeveryfunoflife!!!fathersaid:wait!!!!!!!!iamcomingwithyou 

4.
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thewifeanswered:thankyouhoney,whatwouldyoulikemetobringforyou? 
thehusbandlaughedandsaid:anenglishgirl!!! 
:sohoney,howwasthetrip? 
thewife:verygood,thankyou. 
thehusband:and,whathappenedtomypresent? 
thewife:whichpresent? 
thehusband:whatiaskedfor:theenglishgirl? 
thewife:oh,that!well,ididwhaticould;nowwehavetowaitafewmonthstoseeifit’sagirl!!!