爆笑中国式英语

发布时间:2022-07-17 12:27:52


  i shit love you我便爱上了你
  banana fish相交于
  fuck do system操作系统
  horse horse tiger tiger马马虎虎
  fish yes于是
  your grandma‘‘s legs你奶奶个腿
  King eight egg***
  5 talks, 4 beauties  3 loves五讲四美三热爱
  give me take down!给我拿下
  WATCH SISTER 表妹
  your grandma‘‘s bear你奶奶个熊
  yellow fly red黄飞鸿
  red face know to me红颜知己
  American Chinese not enough美中不足
  pig wood wolf house bee!珠慕朗玛峰
  You really have two down sons你真有两下子
  round son egg原子弹
  chicken gun ice机枪兵
  water sex poplar flower水性杨花
  How are you? 怎么是你?
  How old are you? 怎么老是你?
  go and look!走着瞧
  good good study,day day up好好学习天天向上
  No Mao ze dong ,no new china没有毛泽东没有新中国
  go a head! 去个头!
  People mountain peole sea!人山人海
  give you some color see see!!给你点颜色看看
  no three no four 不三不四
  no money no women no good(哈,这是谁说的)
  we two who and who?我们俩谁跟谁
  dog day‘‘s狗日的
  poor light egg穷光蛋
  if you tiger me ,i will mountain you如果你唬我我就煽你
  you don‘‘t bird me,I don‘‘t bird you你不鸟我我也不鸟你
  full clear ten big cool punishment满清十大酷刑
  love his mother who who who爱他妈谁谁谁
  KILL ONE POLICE HUNDRED杀一警百
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