嘿嘿条条经典，个个搞笑，给你那死党来条英语短信吧，哈哈

1、This msg. will refresh your brain in 5 seconds. ...

>Error: No Brain Detected!!!

这条消息将会让你的头脑清醒5秒。5…4…3…2…1…

>错误提示：未侦测到大脑！！！

2、Not every flower symbolize for love, but rose can do it; not every tree can stand thirst, but alamo can do it, not every pig can read short message, but you can do it. Congratulations!
　　不是每一朵花都能代表爱情，但是玫瑰做到了；不是每一种树都能耐住干渴，但是白杨做到了；不是每一头猪都能看短消息，但是你做到了。恭喜你！

3、Good looks catch the eyes but Good Personality catches the heart. You are blessed with both! FLATTERED?

Don‘t Be! It was sent to me. I just wanted you to read it.

漂亮的脸蛋能吸引眼球但是好的人品能吸引人心。你很幸运的同时拥有这两方面！被恭维了？

少来了！这个短消息是送给我的。我只不过想让你看看罢了。

4、Can u pronounce good English? Read along: woof, roof, loof, shoof, shoof, woof, loof, poof, woof, woof, hoof, loof, roof, shoof, Test results: U r a good dog. Now stop barking.

　　你的英语发音很标准？读下去：woof, roof, loof, shoof, shoof, woof, loof, poof, woof, woof, hoof, loof, roof, shoof, 测试结果：你是一条好狗。现在可以停下别叫了。

u done two of the most important things when you wake up today?

1) Pray-so that u may )Take a bath-so that others may live too!

早上好……你今早醒来的时候有没有做这两件最重要的事呢？

1）祈祷- 好让你可以活下去……2）洗澡-好让别人也可以活下去！

the morning I do not eat because I think of you.

At noon I do not eat because I think of you.

In the evening I do not eat because I think of you,

and at night I do not sleep because I‘m hungry.
因为想你，我没吃早饭。因为想你，我没吃中饭。因为想你，我没吃晚饭。晚上我睡不着了，因为我饿了。