not every flower symbolize for love, but rose can do it; not every tree can stand thirst, but alamo can do it, not every pig can read short message, but you can do it. congratulations! 　　

不是每一朵花都能代表爱情，但是玫瑰做到了；不是每一种树都能耐住干渴，但是白杨做到了；不是每一头猪都能看短消息，但是你做到了。恭喜你！

this msg. will refresh your brain in 5 seconds. 5...4...3...2...1... >error: no brain detected!!!

这条消息将会让你的头脑清醒5秒。5…4…3…2…1… >错误提示：未侦测到大脑！！！

hello i am a virus and i am entering your brain right now...sorry i will leave, i can‘t find a brain.

你好，我是病毒！并且现在正逐渐进入你的大脑……对不起，我要走了，因为我根本找不到你的大脑！

good morning...have u done two of the most important things when you wake up today? 1) pray-so that u may live...2)take a bath-so that others may live too!

早上好……你今早醒来的时候有没有做这两件最重要的事呢？ 1）祈祷- 好让你可以活下去……2）洗澡-好让别人也可以活下去！

good looks catch the eyes but good personality catches the heart. you are blessed with both! flattered? don‘t be! it was sent to me. i just wanted you to read it.

漂亮的脸蛋能吸引眼球但是好的人品能吸引人心。你很幸运的同时拥有这两方面！被恭维了？少来了！这个短消息是送给我的。我只不过想让你看看罢了。

 don‘t be mad, don‘t be blue, einstein was ugly too!

不要激动，不要忧郁，爱因斯坦长相也难看！

1 day u‘ll b surprised 2c me beside u. u & me laughing, u&me crying, u & me dreaming, u & me holding on, u & me...just u & me sitting in a mental & me checking u.

一天你会很惊奇的发现我出现在你身边。你我一起欢笑，一起哭泣，一起梦想，依偎在一起，一起……只不过是你我一起坐在精神病院里并且我（医生）给你（精神病人）做检查。

you may fall from mountain, you may fall from tree, but the best way to fall, is fall to my love.

你可能会从山上掉下来，也可能会从树上掉下来，但是，最好的方式，是你会爱上我。

once god came up 2 me & granted me a wish. i asked 4 world peace. that‘s impossible, he said.

有一次上帝来到我面前答应了我一个愿望。我说我要世界和平。“那是不可能的”他说。

then i asked him 2 give u brains. he said, "let me try world peace".

然后我请让你变聪明。他说：“你还是让我试试让世界和平吧。”